4 Insults Shireen Mazari Can Hurl at Khawaja Asif

While the national assembly debated the particulars of the budget, Khawaja Asif was once again on hand to take advantage of the fact that nothing uttered in the parliament can be used against you in a court of law. Consequently, we have decided to formulate a way in which Shireen Mazari may respond in kind to such comments that included a metaphor employing the symbol of a tractor trolley. While there is no shortage of insults in the ruling party with Abid Sher Ali embodying the role of a walking talking insult to Pakistani politics (and the good people/livestock of Faisalabad).

4. “Pink Panther wala detective”


He does look like Monsieur Clouseau, all that’s missing is the hat.

3. “Fauj ka dushman”


While this might be a serious charge in a civilized country, Khawaja Asif has been guilty of ‘endangering the national security’ in the past. The reason for such a charge was his speaking out against the army that every soul in Pakistan (even a child) knows not to do.

2. “The man who answers to his subordinates”


Enough said.

1. “jo bolta hai, woi hota hai”


In conclusion, our suggestion to Mrs Mazari is one that very much suits the situation, apart from being the ultimate diss since time immemorial.

Zeeshan Iftakhar

Zeeshan Iftakhar

Zeeshan Iftakhar is a student of Law at LUMS and a keen admirer of qeemay walay naan.