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Dear Asad, I need some more information about SEX

09:59 PM | 15 Feb, 2017
Dear Asad, I need some more information about SEX
Dear Asad,

I am a blogger in Pakistan trying to get views on my content but it is so hard to do so without sex being the subject. Who would have known that Pakistan was fertile ground for clickbait content? As a result, serious pieces like those for the protection of minorities are overshadowed by articles like “Am I immoral if I have feelings for my husband?”

Asad: Not much can be done about this except perhaps writing an article about how studying in a private institution in Pakistan can make the student secular beyond repair. Alternatively, one can write about drug use in such institutions and I can assure you that drug news makes for sensational headlines.

 

Dear Asad,

I am a first-year student at Iqra University and I have a very serious problem. I have been given a form to record my biodata and am unsure what to specify in the bracket labelled ‘sex’. Although I have never really had sex with a woman, I am not entirely sure what counts as a sexual act and I was hoping you would be able to help me with what to write on my biodata form.

Asad: This is a very serious issue that several students from Peshawar have asked me about. Even I am not sure what to specify but when faced with the question personally, I respond with “1 time but incomplete”. My thinking is that just to be safe, more information should be given than may be needed (also I love talking about sex).

 

Dear Asad,

I am an 8-year-old Male Labrador retriever who is developing feelings for a young German Shepherd across the road.  She is only 3 years old and I have been warned by my colleagues against such a relationship considering our age difference is 35 in dog years. Moreover, I have been told that she is a bit of a bitch.

Asad: Hey pupper, don’t let your friends and family dissuade you from true love. Age is just a number that doesn’t really matter (except that it does) and as far as her being a bitch is concerned, welcome to the world of love.

Zeeshan Iftakhar is a student of Law at LUMS and a keen admirer of qeemay walay naan.

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Rupee exchange rate to US Dollar, Euro, Pound, Dirham, and Riyal - 25 Feb 2024 forex rates

Pakistani rupee remains stable against US dollar in the open market on February 25, 2024 (Sunday).

US Dollar rate in Pakistan

In the open market, the US dollar was being quoted at 279.5 for buying and 282.55 for selling.

Euro currently stands at 302 for buying and 305 for selling while British Pound rate stands at 352.5 for buying, and 356 for selling.

UAE Dirham AED hovers at 76.1 whereas the Saudi Riyal saw slight increase, with new rates at 74.35.

Today’s currency exchange rates in Pakistan - 25 Feb 2024

Source: Forex Association of Pakistan. (last update 09:00 AM)
Currency Symbol Buying Selling
US Dollar USD 279.5 282.55
Euro EUR 302 305
UK Pound Sterling GBP 352.5 356
U.A.E Dirham AED 76.1 76.8
Saudi Riyal SAR 74.35 75.1
Australian Dollar AUD 181 183
Bahrain Dinar BHD 743.88 751.88
Canadian Dollar CAD 207 209
China Yuan CNY 38.89 39.29
Danish Krone DKK 40.38 40.78
Hong Kong Dollar HKD 35.76 36.11
Indian Rupee INR 3.37 3.48
Japanese Yen JPY 2.10 2.18
Kuwaiti Dinar KWD 908.79 917.79
Malaysian Ringgit MYR 58.6 59.2
New Zealand Dollar NZD 171.68 173.68
Norwegians Krone NOK 26.43 26.73
Omani Riyal OMR 726.53 734.53
Qatari Riyal QAR 76.76 77.46
Singapore Dollar SGD 207 209
Swedish Korona SEK 26.53 26.83
Swiss Franc CHF 317.87 320.37
Thai Bhat THB 7.79 7.94

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