London: The Proxy Capital of Islamic Republic of Pakistan

05:05 PM | 6 Nov, 2017
London: The Proxy Capital of Islamic Republic of Pakistan
It is my pleasure to break a piece of news by way of this column: London is going to be Pakistan’s Capital city.

No, no, not as a replacement of Islamabad, but as a privileged proxy capital, besides Islamabad.

According to the initial buzz, only the PML(N)'s Party Chief and the kitchen cabinet will operate from there. The rest of the ministers and minions – particularly those not related to the Sharif family - will work from Islamabad.

If you are wondering how a feature article could break the news, take it easy. It can, and we are doing it. Rok sako tou rok lo.

We admit, in the not-so-old days, columns and features were not used to even discuss news, let alone break it. They were written to follow up on the already broken news, either to magnify or nullify its impact – if that news had any impact at all.

As you know, in the last 10 years, Pakistan’s independent and electronic media had more Breaking News than actual news. And, many of these were too broken to be repeated, or even verified.

Back to our ‘first’ breaking news in a feature. We are doing it to assert that the business of Breaking News is not the monopoly of Geo, or for that matter the electronic media in Pakistan.

Twitter broke this monopoly in the world. We are going a step ahead and doing it in Pakistan. We know, no one ever dared it before us; and no one will ever do it after us either. We may do it again, though!  

Despite its being ‘breaking news’, which mostly are bad news, ours is pleasant and good news. Imagine London as our Capital, what else could the poor of Pakistan have asked for?

It’s our post-colonial leaders’ revenge of the colonial acts of the British. They reportedly did it through the East India Company and took several decades. Our leaders did it through an offshore company, and in far less time.

This development is as recent as last week, and this news is so fresh that even the Mayor of London or the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom don’t know it yet. Only Mr. Shahbaz Shareef has been tipped, that in case he becomes the PM in 2018, he should be ready to divide his time, and wives, between Lahore and London.

You see, this is what a real and authentic Breaking News is!  

The idea of this development of great significance came soon after Mr. Nawaz Sharif was asked by the Supreme Court to take a break from his third term, to sort out his property issues and clear the false corruption charges levelled against him and his innocent children, so that he is not dismissed before completing his fourth term.

Some of his property issues were so complicated that even Mr. Dar could not straighten or solve them. Like a certain property that was sold by his sons several years before the family even bought it.

This brilliant idea was floated by an unnamed, Lahore-based serving bureaucrat who is close to both Nawaz and Shahbaz Sharif, and who was solving the riddle of how the children of the former-and-future Prime Minister are not called to Pakistan’s rotten courts and accountability courtyards every now and then. And, how Ms. Maryam may retain Islamabad if she is neither PM nor MNA after 2018 elections.

You see, all crises are not bad; some end up with delightful aftermaths. This being a case in point.

Now, if you are wondering, how could and how would it be! Very simple, we just had a full dress rehearsal in the last two weeks.  

Many of you may not have even noticed it. In the last two weeks, when almost all of the who is who of PML-N – including the former, the incumbent, and the future PMs – were there.

Since assuming office, the sitting PM has made more trips to London than Lahore. Similarly, Mr. Shahbaz Sharif has made almost as many trips to London as to Islamabad in the last three months.

Though more details are emerging, a few are confirmed. Like, the NAB will have its Camp Office in London for the facility of both parties, and in one of the flats which belong to neither the Sharif family nor anyone else. The next JIT will also be held in the Hyde Park. And, PTI will have its post 2018 elections dharna in Trafalgar Square.

It is not yet confirmed if Mr. Altaf Hussain will be part of the London Cabinet or not. However, the Queen is said to be elated over this unexpected opportunity to enjoy a recolonization of sorts.


Arshed Bhatti
Arshed Bhatti

Arshed Bhatti is a typical Pakistani who operates at very high level of confidence with extremely low level of knowledge. Being true Muslim he believes the real life is in the hereafter and urges countrymen to take it easy, and ...


Today's currency exchange rates in Pakistan - Dollar, Euro, Pound, Riyal rates on October 1, 2023

KARACHI - Following are the foreign currency exchange rates for US Dollar, Saudi Riyal, UK Pound Sterling, U.A.E. Dirham, European Euro, and other foreign currencies in Pakistan open market on October 1, 2023 (Sunday).

Source: Forex Association of Pakistan. (last update 09:00 AM)

Currency Symbol Buying Selling
US Dollar ‎USD 286.05 289.15
Euro EUR  307 310
UK Pound Sterling GBP 353.3 357
U.A.E Dirham AED 80 80.8
Saudi Riyal SAR 76 76.75
Australian Dollar AUD 189 191
Bahrain Dinar BHD 778.84 786.84
Canadian Dollar CAD 220 222.2
China Yuan CNY 40.24 40.64
Danish Krone DKK 41.83 42.23
Hong Kong Dollar HKD 37.93 38.28
Indian Rupee INR 3.57 3.68
Japanese Yen JPY 1.63 1.71
Kuwaiti Dinar KWD 945.27 954.27
Malaysian Ringgit MYR 62.62 63.22
New Zealand Dollar NZD 174.58 176.58
Norwegians Krone NOK 27.87 28.17
Omani Riyal OMR 762.31 770.31
Qatari Riyal ‎QAR 80.69 81.39
Singapore Dollar SGD 208 210
Swedish Korona SEK 26.62 26.92
Swiss Franc CHF 323.01 325.51
Thai Bhat THB 8.12 8.27

Gold Rate in Pakistan Today – October 1, 2023

Today Gold Rate in Pakistan

KARACHI - The price of a single tola of 24-karat gold in Pakistan is Rs 202,800 on Sunday.

The price of 10 grams of 24k gold was recorded at Rs 173,870.

Likewise, 10 grams of 22k gold were being traded for Rs168,730 while a single tola of 22-karat gold was being sold at Rs196,807.

Note: The gold rate in Pakistan is fluctuating according to the international market so the price is never been fixed. The below rates are provided by local gold markets and Sarafa Markets of different cities.

Today Gold Price in Pakistan - 1 October 2023

City Gold Silver
Lahore PKR 202,800 PKR 2,420
Karachi PKR 202,800 PKR 2,420
Islamabad PKR 202,800 PKR 2,420
Peshawar PKR 202,800 PKR 2,420
Quetta PKR 202,800 PKR 2,420
Sialkot PKR 202,800 PKR 2,420
Attock PKR 202,800 PKR 2,420
Gujranwala PKR 202,800 PKR 2,420
Jehlum PKR 202,800 PKR 2,420
Multan PKR 202,800 PKR 2,420
Bahawalpur PKR 202,800 PKR 2,420
Gujrat PKR 202,800 PKR 2,420
Nawabshah PKR 202,800 PKR 2,420
Chakwal PKR 202,800 PKR 2,420
Hyderabad PKR 202,800 PKR 2,420
Nowshehra PKR 202,800 PKR 2,420
Sargodha PKR 202,800 PKR 2,420
Faisalabad PKR 202,800 PKR 2,420
Mirpur PKR 202,800 PKR 2,420


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