Breaking News: Panamagate JIT to include ACP Pradyuman, Inspector Gadget and Shabbir

05:08 PM | 22 Apr, 2017
Breaking News: Panamagate JIT to include ACP Pradyuman, Inspector Gadget and Shabbir
Just days after the monumental 3-2 verdict on the Panamagate Case, the team to investigate Nawaz (not so?) Sharif is set to include 2 foreigners as well as Shabbir (of ‘Koi Dekhe na Dekhe, Shabbir to Dekhe Ga’ renown). This announcement is expected to trigger celebration across the country the similar to the reactions to foreign players playing in the PSL. However it should be noted that (as always) this ‘international team’ includes 1 gora in the form of Inspector Gadget and he will be conducting his investigation from the American Embassy in Islamabad due to security concerns.

ACP Pradyumans inclusion came as a shock considering the (lack of) relations between Pakistani and Indian security agencies. However there is no doubting his investigative skills, which can be relied upon as much as his tendency to state the obvious.

Govt Bik Gai

The only Pakistani member of this team, Shabbir has been enjoying sustained success in reenacting investigations of petty crimes in half-hour long segments on Express news. Shabbir believes that it is time for him to up his game from cow theft to audits worth millions of dollars. He said:
“After watching the show ‘Narcos’, I was certain that I would be able to solve the question that the Pakistani nation has been reeling from for some time. A question not even the Supreme Court could answer was asked of the Pakistani public and I have decided to answer”.

Zeeshan Iftakhar is a student of Law at LUMS and a keen admirer of qeemay walay naan.


Pakistani rupee exchange rate to US dollar, Euro, Pound, Dirham, and Riyal - 26 Feb 2024

Pakistani currency remains stable against US dollar in the open market on February 26, 2024 (Monday).

US Dollar rate in Pakistan

In the open market, the US dollar was being quoted at 279.5 for buying and 282.55 for selling.

Euro currently stands at 302 for buying and 305 for selling while British Pound rate stands at 352.5 for buying, and 356 for selling.

UAE Dirham AED hovers at 76.1 whereas the Saudi Riyal saw slight increase, with new rates at 74.35.

Today’s currency exchange rates in Pakistan - 26 Feb 2024

Source: Forex Association of Pakistan. (last update 09:00 AM)
Currency Symbol Buying Selling
US Dollar USD 279.5 282.55
Euro EUR 302 305
UK Pound Sterling GBP 352.5 356
U.A.E Dirham AED 76.1 76.8
Saudi Riyal SAR 74.35 75.1
Australian Dollar AUD 181 183
Bahrain Dinar BHD 743.88 751.88
Canadian Dollar CAD 207 209
China Yuan CNY 38.89 39.29
Danish Krone DKK 40.38 40.78
Hong Kong Dollar HKD 35.76 36.11
Indian Rupee INR 3.37 3.48
Japanese Yen JPY 2.1 2.18
Kuwaiti Dinar KWD 908.79 917.79
Malaysian Ringgit MYR 58.6 59.2
New Zealand Dollar NZD 171.68 173.68
Norwegians Krone NOK 26.43 26.73
Omani Riyal OMR 726.53 734.53
Qatari Riyal QAR 76.76 77.46
Singapore Dollar SGD 207 209
Swedish Korona SEK 26.53 26.83
Swiss Franc CHF 317.87 320.37
Thai Bhat THB 7.79 7.94


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