Imaginary SurgicalStrike successful in making Indians happy

LAHORE – Indian military Thursday issued a statement to appease the hyper-patriots who desperately wanted them do something against Pakistan. The statement claimed that Indian commandos have conducted a surgical strike some 3km inside Pakistan along the Line of Control (LoC) and destroyed the launch pads of terrorists.

Although, India fully failed to convince the world to believe in the claim, it did succeed to neutralize the desperation of jingoists.

Following the breaking news on the Indian statement, #SurgicalStrike became trending topic on Twitter where Indians expressed their happiness in their own style.

Here they come, immediately after the Indian DGMO’s press conference

Looks like someone justified his chest size today.
This is India. You don’t mess with us. Ever. #surgicalstrike.

— Chetan Bhagat (@chetan_bhagat) September 29, 2016

And this

Indian Army salute too you !! #SurgicalStrike #IndianArmy ????

— Vinesh Phogat (@phogat_vinesh) September 29, 2016

And then came this

#SurgicalStrike by #IndianArmy across border on TerroristCamps LaunchPads resulted in heavy casualties now make the Pappu run like this Appu pic.twitter.com/z2OkXBTFJT

— Sangram Rathore (@ss_rathore01) September 29, 2016

This was for the destroyed “Lanch pads”

Determined action by our forces in First ever #SurgicalStrike against Lanch Pads in Pakistan is a way #IndiaGivesItBack #ModiPunishesPak ???

— Meenakashi Lekhi (@M_Lekhi) September 29, 2016

Right time to justify the politcal appointment as well

For all Doval haters who’d called him incompetent #Surgicalstrike pic.twitter.com/rtTpZgj4jg

— Straight Talk (@SpeakingPlain) September 29, 2016

Just to make sure that surgical was conducted across the “Lion of Control”

#ModiPunishesPak #SurgicalStrike #Pakistan ko muh tod jabab, Hats Off #IndianArmy entire nation is with you, carry on.#LionofControl

— Rupesh Chanchal (@rupeshchanchal) September 29, 2016

Still high on Bollywood –only place where Indian troops perform the best

Special 25 ? #SurgicalStrike

— Sanjeev Singh (@sanjubablu) September 29, 2016

This seems to be a ‘real’surgical strike now –in quite a Bollywood style

video has been shot of #SurgicalStrike by drones

— ?i m HINDU??? (@coachsirrules) September 29, 2016