Sexually tense cop says it all in emergency leave application

LAHORE – A Punjab police officer has officially sought vacations for a few days to satisfy ‘sexual desires’, a request for which has been forwarded to the higher-ups.

The policeman, working as JPO in Lahore has forwarded a handwritten application to Commandant Ring Road Police Lahore, pleading that due to posting in Lahore, he was unable to visit his hometown Mailsi – some 400Km away from the provincial capital.

‘It’s been two months, I have been unable to visit my home,’ stated the officer in his application adding that he was a married guy, however, was unable to overcome the emotional imbalance perpetuated by the winter season.

The policeman exclaimed that despite a suitable food intake, he was not able to get over the erratic emotions and so it was necessary for him to visit home.

The cop concluded his application with a subtle warning that lest he is involved in any immoral activity to bring a bad name to the institution, he should be granted leaves to spend a few days at home.

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