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The disqualification of former Prime Minister Nawaz Sharif has made the Sharif family go through a political-career crisis, as they look forward to making the rest of the family members contest for the 2018 General Elections, but to no avail.


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However, this has also given a chance to individuals in making funny memes, and writing satirical articles about the family members.

The latest target has been Junaid Nawaz Safdar, who CLAIMED on his Official Facebook Account that he has NOT written any article.

This was the Satire Piece:

[“Assalam o Alaikum Pakistan,

My name is Mian Junior Safdar, I am the son of Captain retired Safdar Awan and Maryam Nawaz Safdar, the grandson of Mian Muhammad Nawaz Sharif and Kulsoom Nawaz, cousin of Hamza Shahbaz and grand-nephew of Chief Minister Punjab Mian Muhammad Shahbaz Sharif.

I have recently returned from England after completing my higher education. And I believe I was destined to do this, which is to dedicate my life to politics and the betterment of Pakistan. I would like to continue the level of hard work my grandfather has done for the country.

I know politics is a difficult and dirty field, but history bears witness, that the Sharif family is not just Sharif by name, we have no dirt against us. The recent Panama case was a Yahoodi saazish and everybody in the world knows it, believe me, I have traveled 206 countries and asked people myself!

Alhamdullilah, there were a lot of opportunities for me to work, but I chose politics. Believe me, my uncles Hussain Nawaz and Hassan Nawaz offered me to work from home in their companies and cash out an immense amount of money every month but I refused. You know why? Because I want to work for the people of Pakistan (also because I am scared of what happened to Nana Jaan).

Pakistan, I want to do something for you!! Will you support me?

I will be contesting the next elections against the Yahoodi and Nisari agents of Tehreek-e-Be-Insaaf and will show the power of a common man. I am the son of a retired army captain. I AM THE SON OF A WOMAN WHO PRESENTED HERSELF IN ALL MALE JIT as she set an example of equal accountability before the law for women!

My grandfather pressed the button on 28th May 1998, Thursday, at 3:30 pm and made this country a nuclear power! My Nana and his brother built motorways and colorful trains and parks for recreation but nobody sees that! A man without any caliber, Imran Khan, only sees Calibri! Ab aisa nahi chalega!

Pakistan, come on the streets! Show support for my family. Show support for democracy! Pakistan, vote for Sher, vote for Junior Safdar!

P.s – I have also done multiple Umras and also know how to ride a horse.”]